Once Upon A Douche

Scared the living shit out of ya, but still sweet, amirite?

I’m a player hater, not a player congratulator.

No need to thank me, girl.

Who’s Granny to judge, anyway? Have you seen the way Ruby dresses? At least we just act like sluts—we don’t look it!

Vandalism? Ha! This just bring them down to our level!

The curse made me do it.

Snow and Charming are meant to be; ergo David and MM are meant to be. Everybody is entitled to an opinion and I totally respect that. But canon is canon is canon. That doesn’t make it an opinion, that makes it fact.

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—	OUAT Fans Says The Darndest Things, Part 11

If Katherine knew she was standing in the way of true love, she would understand. I think part of her already knows, so I think she isn’t as upset as she seems.

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—	OUAT Fans Say The Darndest Things, Part 10

I don’t think everybody getting a happily ever after is a given. Katherine didn’t seem very nice in Fairytale Land and I think it’s only the nice ones who are required to get their happy endings.

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—	OUAT Fans Say The Darndest Things, Part 9 ANDNONEFORKATHRYNNOLANBYE.

I dunno about the affair, but hopefully Kathryn will just get hit by a bus in the next episode so we don’t have to worry about it. Hahaha!

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—	OUAT Say The Darndest Things, Part 8