Once Upon A Douche

Scared the living shit out of ya, but still sweet, amirite?

No need to thank me, girl.

Who’s Granny to judge, anyway? Have you seen the way Ruby dresses? At least we just act like sluts—we don’t look it!

Vandalism? Ha! This just bring them down to our level!

The curse made me do it.

Thank you to the shmexy grlnamedlucifer for the idea! Can’t believe I never thought of this before.

When have they ever been wrong, amirite?

Only the best for you, girl.

Whoops.

It’s not just a piece of public infrastructure, it’s a concrete testament to our love!