Once Upon A Douche
When have they ever been wrong, amirite?

When have they ever been wrong, amirite?

Breaking up isn’t that easy to do given his circumstances, but I bet he’ll get to it soon.
OUAT Fans Say The Darndest Things, Part 3
It’s not just a piece of public infrastructure, it’s a concrete testament to our love!

It’s not just a piece of public infrastructure, it’s a concrete testament to our love!

Shut up about Kathryn and kiss me, you fool.

Shut up about Kathryn and kiss me, you fool.

Because following you alone into a deep forest isn’t creepy when it’s Prince Charming.

Because following you alone into a deep forest isn’t creepy when it’s Prince Charming.

If I can sneak around behind my wife, then what’s a little sneaking in private property?

If I can sneak around behind my wife, then what’s a little sneaking in private property?

I feel like I should honor our marriage, girl, so instead of hurting you with the truth, I’m just going to go behind your back.

I feel like I should honor our marriage, girl, so instead of hurting you with the truth, I’m just going to go behind your back.

Good thing we’re married back there too so the tight-ass fans know we’re ca—ugh, forget it, our characters are so painfully beige it’s not like anyone really gives a rat’s ass.

Good thing we’re married back there too so the tight-ass fans know we’re ca—ugh, forget it, our characters are so painfully beige it’s not like anyone really gives a rat’s ass.

My second choice was a nice little bistro, but that doesn’t rhyme with “troll bridge” does it?

My second choice was a nice little bistro, but that doesn’t rhyme with “troll bridge” does it?

Sorry Kathryn. There was no room for your character development in between all the intense close-ups of me and Mary Margaret. 

Sorry Kathryn. There was no room for your character development in between all the intense close-ups of me and Mary Margaret.